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Message to the Twitterati

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Overuse of old internet memes such as ‘i can haz’ or ‘pwnage’ suggests a lack of original expression. Too much repetition is tedious.
Learn to spell the word ‘the’. Most of you are not teens or twenty-somethings. Stop faking it.
I’m really not interested in the fact that you’re going to bed. Really.
It’s nice that you […]

On passion and influence

Monday, July 28th, 2008

I have a relation who’s a famous retired sportsman; a household name. He returned to his home town and wanted to join the local golf club, which had a waiting list. The membership officer explained to my famous relative that no, he couldn’t get an accelerated membership. He would be positioned at the bottom of […]